Popped out of the office just now. A Scotsman came up and asked me where The Monkey pub was. Said I didn’t know. He was wearing a Man City scarf, said he was down here for tonight’s match, and it was clear he was full-on drunk. He nearly walked under a bus. He’d also soiled himself; either that or sat on his Nutella sandwiches. He did not seem to mind.
It will be a full house tonight at City of Manchester. Good luck to anyone sat next our Scottish visitor.